In reply to some concerns expressed other places.
But I do have a life!
Have just spent Saturday drafting letters to the Prime Minister to suggest law banning the likes of Eric Bana and chiropractors from our society. Reason? Hm, in first instance, cannot see why you should ask. Unless born outside of galaxy. I mean, Munich. Let's leave it there...

In the second, chap puts one finger on my spine and next thing I know I want to run away with him kit and caboodle. So, you see, these shameless creatures lead us common mortals into sins I am afraid to mention...

Oh dear, somebody pass the fruitbowl. And yes, I have spent 1 hour arranging it, waiting for inspiration.